shut your fucking face, uncle fucker

Yeah, I'm officially a man's man. I changed my spark plug wires and my fuel filter all by myself today. Granted, I did blast gasoline all over my arm, but that's just part of the job (I think). Anyway, my pool team kicked ass tonight, we beat the other Lennon's team 5-0. They walked in with their "second place" trophies from last season tonight, and we owned them. It was fantastical! Anyway, turned out to be a good, productive day, and now I'm gonna go to sleep watching "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle".